he puts the penis in happiness.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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