try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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