what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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