and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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