i just sent this text using only my big toe
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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