I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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