therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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