ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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