How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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