Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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