id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
