can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
