I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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