So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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