I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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