A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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