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what?
penguin condom
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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