We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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