I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
home. puking in laundry basket.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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