oh god the rape fog is back!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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