Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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