Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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