It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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