marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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