If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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