Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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