weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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