the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We have started to decorate penises.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
