he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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