The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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