He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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