apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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