I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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