Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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