i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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