Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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