you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm at about main and main street
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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