Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's just like the Real World with babies
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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