I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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