high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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