If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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