Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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