Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I wish you could order shots online.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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