she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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