Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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