Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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