she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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