brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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