Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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