How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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