Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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