we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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