He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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